Some Important Laws Which Scientists don't care to State

Some Important Laws Which Scientists don't care to State************************************************************ * LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you haveleft will start to movefaster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get anengaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. BATHTHEOREM : When the body isimmersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS : The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. THEATRE RULE: People with the seatsat the furthest from the aisle arrive last. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.